omigod that is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I'm 38+5 and thought I'd trawl the net for a reality check on what to expect during labour - its good to get real life stuff, puts it in persective and makes it less scarey! You have a real talent fro writing - it brought the images to mind very vividly!  Thank you so much for posting this for those of us still waiting for that experience (well...maybe not quite THAT one no offence!)

x

mags - you are so so so so so so so funny!!!! that made me smile and laugh so much. you really should write a book. you obviously have the nack. when you do remember to post it on here!!! i am going to re do my make up now - as it is smudged due to p!$$!^g myself!!! hope you and tom and the rest of the family are well.

oh and jon sounds just like my dh! full af useful comments!! ha ha ha. sounds like a scream in your house xxx 

mags

you have had me in tears with laughing so much i dont think i have read anything so funny i have had 3 children all under 3years  and i could never put in words like you have about my pregnancys you should write a book

hope all the family are well

take care yas