A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or
bottle-fed..
"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said,
" No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm
glad I came."
