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01/12/2005 at 19:36
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said,
" No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm
glad I came."
02/12/2005 at 09:30
Very funny Kelly - helps on long days at work so try and post some more.
02/12/2005 at 10:19
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